Monday, 29 November 2010

Festive give away...










As promised a Christmas give away as a thank you for your lovely support this year and leaving me some great comments! and keeping me positive, Thank you:)
First out of the bag will receive all of the above and second out of the bag will receive some cards and a 'Home tweet home'  screen print.
So leave me a comment, or your bestest joke preferably, lets have a laff! and we'll pull out of a Santa hat on this Fab Friday evening!
Thanx:)

15 comments:

  1. Ooooh a joke, can never think of one on demand. I did know this guy though who was great at telling jokes. He was an ice cream man and tragically found dead one day in his van covered in hundreds and thousands...they said he'd topped himself.

    (at what point could you see that coming?!)

    Lovely stuff as always

    x

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  2. yay! sounds like fun!
    apologies for the joke but it's the daft ones that stick! ;D
    What do you call a three~legged donkey?
    A wonkey! heee! xx

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  3. Beautiful work as always. I'm not allowed to tell you a joke -'orders' from my teenage daughter who just rolls her eyes at my feeble attempts at humour!

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  4. ah sorry no joke, but I do so love those little collage cards! very sweet

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  5. Okay this is a bad joke that I heard on the radio yesterday. My apologies but it's the only one I can remember:

    This little boy comes home from school, all excited, and says to his Dad, "Hey Dad, I got a part in this year's school play!" The Dad asks "What part did you get son?" The boy replies, "I'm the husband". To which the Dad replies "Don't worry son - maybe you'll get a talking part next year."

    Tragic I know but there you have it! Thanks so much for the chance to win!

    anne.hankinson@bigpond.com

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  6. I'd love to be entered for your giveaway, I'm really rubbish at remembering jokes though but here's a christmas cracker fave...

    What is Santa's favourite pizza?
    One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

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  7. Hallo!! definately count me in for your fabulous giveaway, although I do not have a joke to offer I do have a link to a webcam of the penguins at Dublin Zoo currently enjoying the snow, made me chuckle, a bit more like home for them I am sure!!
    http://www.penguinbiscuits.com/webcam

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  8. what lovely goodies!! Someone is going to be very lucky indeed!

    Okay, here's my favorite silly/cheesey knock knock joke pair.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me! ..... Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again!

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  9. I was delighted to stumble across your work recently, I love the retro feel to a lot of your illustration work - just perfect!

    My joke comes via my 7 year old (it is her favourite joke this week)

    What do you call a reindeer with only one eye - no eye deer!

    and

    What do you call a reindeer with only one eye who won't move - still no eye dear!

    *Well* what did you expect she's only 7!!

    Michelle x

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  10. I always love reading new silly jokes!
    a quick one-liner with absolutely no taste whatsoever:
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    Have a wonderful day!

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  11. I love all your work! It's great!

    Now for some quick snow jokes...

    Where do snowmen go to dance?
    Snowballs!

    What do you get if you cross a shark and a snowman?
    Frost bite!

    Okay, those are plenty corny.

    Erika

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  12. Where is a horse's favorite place to shop...
    Old NEIGHvy

    I so enjoy seeing your work - my 6 year old daughter loves it too, especially the bees

    Thanks & happy holiday wishes to you!

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  13. What a lovely giveaway!
    Joke from my 6 year old...
    Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had No Body to go with (insert groan here)
    xConcetta

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  14. Oh what a fab selection of your goodies!

    Isla's favourite joke of the moment is

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Stan.

    Stan who?

    Stand back I'm gonna fart.

    not very christmassy, but she's three and very bottom obsessed....!

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  15. Ooo Hello I have just popped over from Through the round window's blog..just in time I see!!!

    I wish I could remember any jokes... but sadly they are all a bit rubbish..

    What's black & white & red all over?

    A penguin with sunburn.

    see awful!
    Lou xx

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